Sunday, January 21, 2007

dear ALL..... Im no longer on blogspot... for the daily dose of my rantings... pls go to..

www.dereina.multiply.com

change ur link people!!

Posted by suraya at 11:13 PM

Friday, October 13, 2006

selamat malam tuan tuan dan tuan tuan. hari ini saya akan bercerita tentang sepasang boypren and galpren.

boypren: you sure or not u tido kul 11 lebih smlm? slalu u tido lambat pe.

galpren: yelah i actually called u slm to tell u i dah nak tido. den u tak angkat my call

boypren: u tido ke u bebual dengan f____

galpren: mane ade.. u jangan nak main tudoh2 orang lah.

boypren: eh u jgn nak tipu ah. i bace "org" punye blog sume ade ckp pasal u and f_____

galpren: eh! blog sape ni u bace.. bile punye entry. tunjok i ah!

boypren: eh aku bace a___ punye blog lah. ah.. kau ckp kau dengan f______ kwn aje and kau tak sukekan die. abes knape kau kasi die HOPE?!!

galpren: eh! itu aku punye past ape.. ni sume before aku kenal dengan kau ape. ape kene mengene dengan kau?!!

boypren: eh abeh yang kat picnic to kau confirm dudok dekat2 dengan die kan??!!

galpren: eh kau jgn kurang aja ah. wats your prove sey!!

boypren: abeh dat time aku check email kau, ah! kau save draft yang kau nak sent to f_____ asal nak kene save? asal tak boleh delete? den kau kate kau tak suka die abes knape kau nye draft mcm mushy?!! s**l ah kau

*all this while the galpren's kakak was on the line. she was soooo darn pissed and she told her sis to put the boypren on the line.. but as usual, the b*lls l*ss, l*s*r boypren refused to talk. so galpren's kakak told galpren to put her on speaker and she gave the aschlouchic boypren of her sister's a piece of her mind

kakak galpren : eh! kau tak paham eh? whatever my sis did previously.. she wasnt with you.. so what the hell does all of this have to do with you? which part of f____ are u involved in last time??!! and u talk bout HOPE?!! FICKEN DZOU! why do YOU have to know why MY sis is giving hope to f_____? the bottom line is rite.. it WAS the past get it? which part of past do YOU not understand? or.. am i saying it all too fast that ur underdeveloped almost empty head dun understand? ohh ya... kau mengaku kau dari skola budak tak brape pandai and kau pun mengaku kau tak brape pandai kan??!! which part of our conversation did we mentioned that u are a slow developer? and which part of the darn conversation did we call u a dog? didnt YOU said that kau nak berdefendkan anjing sedang sis ku berdefendkan aku.. let me put it dis way.. i think u're a sick kid u know.. nak kate midlife crisis.. 21 pun belum mencecah.. nak kate menopause tak possible.. OHH OHH OHH!!! I know I know!! the correct term would be retard!! yes yes!! ABSOLUTELY RETARDED!! hahaha! sorrie? ape? retard pon tak tau? alahai ciannye.. nak tau? betul nak tau?? ahh.. pi cermin pi.. nampak tak? itulah makne retard..

tuan tuan dan tuan tuan, dari jln cerita yang anda anda bace.. kamu sume akan realise that frm the first convo boypren and galpren had.. TAK ADE KENE MENGENE DENGAN ENDING CERITA NI..

the kakak's conclusion: confirm retard.. dan egoistic dan retard!

Posted by suraya at 11:19 PM

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

was listening to Linger by The Cranberries.. and just felt like i should be writing something.. the past couple of months jez whizzed by with a blink of an eye. too many things happen, too long to write.. mmm work esp. god answered to our prayers.. L is finally moving out. i really hope everything will fall into place after the whole L saga. I cant take it no more, the guys cant take it no more.. M and V and J and R will be paying a visit to VS's office on monday. Together with RT, there will be a post mostem as to why L decide to leave PA.. its definately not the service..

had to report to HQ today to attend the SAP and FOS job costing training.. it was suppose to take 2 days but Dieter and gang could complete training today. was hoping that training would take longer so that i can escape the rat race in hbl.. im getting a lil sick of it lately.. anyhow..it was really nice to see the airport and seafreight guys.. a weird and funny bunch of peeps. hehehehe and to my surprise.. IT is actually quite nice.. hahahah Sue will kill me if she finds out.. WAkaKAKA... with the new procedures and requirements frm Basel going live for September financial closing.. Need M, SG and J to call for a short discussion.. cant afford to have H and RB's kpis to come in after the closing.. I'll be in deep sh*t by den.. having to report for the loses, CGD & RRD is not as simple as it currently is... urgggghhh... now now.. shall look on the brighter side of things... im feeling dis way only because its a new procedure.. everything will be fine once i get use to it...

to Debo: Need a favour frm u darl.. help me pick up the package i left at the recep.
to Margaret: Glad we met!! hhehehe
to Naz: I know wat LWN is like..
to Angie: I'll talk to Sue bout the next flick.
to the Pantry aunty: You're soooo cute!!
to Irene: maybe I was a lil wrong bout u huh?
to Jen: You ARE friendly heh..
to Sharon: I dun like your face.
to DK: thanks for letting me bill like the current.
to "Sister" Ester: WAKAKKAKAkAkAkAkAkA! you rock la beb!
to Anitha: I know i owe you something
to Sue: thank you sooo much for your assistance

Posted by suraya at 10:36 PM